Baptist explanation:
There
must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine.
Presbyterian explanation:
It's
not God's will for you to open this link.
Word of Faith explanation:
You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented
you from realizing this link's fulfillment.
Charismatic explanation:
Thou
art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
Unitarian explanation:
All
links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to
experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
Buddhist explanation:
.........................
Episcopalian explanation:
Are you saying you have something against homosexuals?
Christian Science explanation:
There
really is no link.
Atheist explanation:
The only
reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it.
Church counselor's explanation:
And what did you feel when the link would not open?
The robin, both European and American is famous for its red breast. The subject of nursery rhymes and Christmas cards the male of the species is resplendent in red. Australia, too, has a robin. One might, of course, expect this particular country to produce something a little different: it has form, after all. So, step forward the pink robin, Australia’s passerine of pulchritudinous pinkness.
Just in case you think this is some kind of practical joke, here's a rare and short video of the pink robin.
Allow the use of cookies in this browser?
Ark In Space uses cookies from Google to deliver its services and to analyse traffic. Learn more about cookies and how they are used.
