The page cannot be found

Possible causes:

  • Baptist explanation: There must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine.
  • Presbyterian explanation: It's not God's will for you to open this link.
  • Word of Faith explanation: You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented you from realizing this link's fulfillment.
  • Charismatic explanation: Thou art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
  • Unitarian explanation: All links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
  • Buddhist explanation: .........................
  • Episcopalian explanation: Are you saying you have something against homosexuals?
  • Christian Science explanation: There really is no link.
  • Atheist explanation: The only reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it.
  • Church counselor's explanation: And what did you feel when the link would not open?

I Have My Eye On You

Friday 8 July 2011

Don't get too close - you might make a tasty snack for this crocodile. If he does take a bite from you - then be afraid, be very afraid. Each jaw contains twenty four extremely sharp teeth which are designed to do pretty much anything else but chew. They will grasp you, crush you and splice/dice you but they won't chew. Mastication just isn't their thing, you see.

They don't need to worry as we do when we get older, about losing their teeth. If one is knocked or falls out then it is replaced - throughout their lives. Strangely enough when the jaws close the pressure exerted is huge. When they are opened it is virtually non existent. In fact a good strength elastic band will keep the jaws of a large crocodile closed.

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