Baptist explanation:
There
must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine.
Presbyterian explanation:
It's
not God's will for you to open this link.
Word of Faith explanation:
You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented
you from realizing this link's fulfillment.
Charismatic explanation:
Thou
art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN!
Unitarian explanation:
All
links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to
experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment.
Buddhist explanation:
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Episcopalian explanation:
Are you saying you have something against homosexuals?
Christian Science explanation:
There
really is no link.
Atheist explanation:
The only
reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it.
Church counselor's explanation:
And what did you feel when the link would not open?
The robin, both European and American is famous for its red breast. The subject of nursery rhymes and Christmas cards the male of the species is resplendent in red. Australia, too, has a robin. One might, of course, expect this particular country to produce something a little different: it has form, after all. So, step forward the pink robin, Australia’s passerine of pulchritudinous pinkness.
Just in case you think this is some kind of practical joke, here's a rare and short video of the pink robin.
This very interesting video is all about the Red Panda and
how it got its name.You might think
that it was a straightforward process, but that isn’t really the case with beautiful
animal which belongs in a class of its own (quite literally).Of course, this tells the story of how it got
its English name.And it made me wonder –
what do the Chinese call both species of panda?As you will have seen from the video, panda is not a word of Chinese
origin. Image Credit
The answer?Well the
Chinese call the giant panda 大熊猫 (dà xióng māo).If we break that down, 大 (dà)
= big, 熊 (xióng) = bear, and 猫 (māo) = cat. So
literally, it means “big bear cat.” That's a beautifully pragmatic name, even if it is scientifically inaccurate (but they probably didn't care about taxonomy). So
what of the red panda? The answer is glorious! 小熊猫 (xiǎo xióng māo), literally means “small
bear cat.”It makes me think that
Chinese is a very sensible language, far more so than English. So one panda is the big bear cat and the other is the small bear cat. Ta da.
I digress – take a look at the video which explains, very
humourously, how the Red Panda got its name (and other assorted facts).
Did you know that there are over 50,000 spiders on planet
Earth today? Just imagine if there were
that many different species of human on the planet. Good grief!
As well as being one of the most successful types of animal of all time,
there are many questions the average person in the street couldn’t answer about
arachnids. For example, were spiders
around at the time of the dinosaurs? When did the ability to produce silk
happen and was it used in the same way as spiders use it today? Where on the planet did spiders first emerge? And are there any species of spiders that have
weathered the millennia and are still with us today after millions of years?
All these questions and many more are answered in this
fantastic video from Animated Earth (otherwise known as Peter Schumaker and Tristan
Reed). It really is one of the best
natural history animations that I have seen over the last few years. As such it answered a few questions about
spiders for me that I didn’t even realise that I wanted to ask – such as how
likely are spiders to survive an extinction event?
Dogs like nothing better than when something a little out of the ordinary happens. So, when the world has turned white one morning and the water has gone hard and slippery, you can’t blame a dog for getting a little excited, can you?
At first you might be a little unsteady on your paws but when there is a new and interesting experience to be had then a few slips and slides hardly matter.
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